Things people pay me to do

The life of a corporate hitman

  • Get rid of their family
  • Fire everyone,
  • change the locks
  • Keep special needs children out of better districts
  • Make the guy no one likes (and we can’t get rid of) go away
  • Keep special needs people from getting laid
  • Make of a list of every single thing in a rich dead ladys house (and I know the dead lady)
  • Make her stop
  • Let real sexual continue
  • Fire the scary guy
  • Take away the army guys job in simmons
  • Berate a bully for making his 19 year old underling commit suicide
  • Bully bullies the sales nerd case
  • Keep emts from blowing each other in tne ambulance
  • Fire people for being high while being hi
  • Investigating sexual harassment while fucking all the girls at work
  • Make hot people stop fucking
  • Catch the people who hired us to stop fucking

About Nolan Enterprises

Nolan Enterprises is owned and operated by Jeff and Tracey Nolan. Tracey Nolan served as a member of the Orange County Sherriff’s Department for 17 years, before retiring due to an on-duty injury. Jeff Nolan is a decorated veteran and retired service member. Together, they lead a team of over 30 active and retired Peace Officers and service members from Army Special Forces, Air Force Military Police, Marine Military Police, SWAT, Homicide, Gang, Drug, Civil Service, Child Exploitation, Sex Crimes, Dignitary Protection & Economic Crime units.